If Your Goin' Through Hell. [DBZ Fan Fiction.]

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Whoo hoo! First one to post in the literature board! Beat that! *Throws around confetti.*

Well, *clears throat, wipes confetti from hair* anyway, yes, I am posting a good ol' Fan Fiction of mine about Dragon Ball Z. Yes, it is on another site, so if you wish to go to another site to see this, then you'll be fine. If not, well, good luck with that. And yes, I do enjoy Dragon Ball Z. My favorite character - of whom is the main character in this story - is Sauza, though he is only my favorite villain. You'll find out my favorite hero soon enough, eh? Well, any way, I should get along with the story, right? Yeah, you'd enjoy that, right? Alright, let's get down to it, peeps of mah home dawgs!..... Okay, that was completely random. Anyway, on with the story.

Plot:

AU, Namek Saga. When Frieza calls upon his older brother asking for help to concur a planet, what will happen to Sauza and gang? As the three some - Sauza overly included - go through the hard ships of working along side the Ginyu Force, nagging from Zarbon, and a little taste of rough battling, how long will Sauza last? - A total Sauza Fan Fiction.

Characters:

[DBZ]Sauza, [DBZ]Doreen, [DBZ]Naze, Ginyu Force, Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo, Zarbon, Dodoria, Cui, Appule, Frieza, Cooler, Namek, Namaekian Soldiers.

Note: None of these charaters are mine. They are all owner by the guy who made them. If I could type his name down I would, but it's Japanese, and I can't spell it too well, frankly. So just look up one of the character's or something, and you might find it. Also, if you wish to have a picture referance of what the hell one of the character's looks like, I can PM you one. Though none of these characters are mine.

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Yes, I shall now taunt you with only part of the prologue. You'll have to read the story to find out the rest. =P

It was actually quiet. Dead silent, perhaps. He could usually hear Naze and Doreen at around this time in the nearby mess hall – though it was only a medium sized room where they could eat, considering there was only four including Master Cooler – rambling on about nothing, as they always did. Probably in their rooms, wondering why the hell they were to help Frieza anyway. Like he wasn't thinking the same thing they were, but still. They were all thinking about it. And now, the right hand man of the man of whom happened to be the older brother of the everybody's favorite tyrant of the universe [though not all of it] lay on his bed, his hands behind his head with one leg twisted over another lay thinking about what he had heard earlier.

Yes, sure. It was simple and easy for someone to comprehend. Though, to anyone who knew these people and situations, they really wouldn't get why Cooler would be helping his younger brother for any reason other than to kill their own father. Like that's not happened before, though this incident wasn't the case. No, it was much stranger to him than that.

Usually, if Lord Frieza had asked his older brother to help him concur a planet, Cooler would have given the usual, "Hell no! Do it your self!" and then turn off the screen. So what was so special about this planet? Where these enemies harder to beat? Maybe even stronger than Frieza himself? Why not just send the Ginyu Force to beat them, anyway? Weren't they some of the strongest fighters in the universe? Sauza would never understand why Lord Cooler accepted to help his younger brother with this mission in concurring this planet. And he was there, too! That was the only reason why he was quick to follow Cooler's orders of telling the other two of the mission.

And they were as shocked as he was!

So now, the fighter with the French accent lay in his room, awaiting orders or for someone to say that they had touched down. Of course, his mind was still weaving around the fact of what was going on. Kind of strange how brothers acted. Even when they're tyrants and hate each other's guts, too. Well, Frieza was the tyrant, at least. He was probably the only one of the family trying to make a literal living off destroying life on planets and then selling them if they were well enough to live on. If not, he could always destroy the planet it self. Of course, Sauza and his team did that as well. Though, they more than likely destroyed any and all life on planets along with Lord Cooler rather than save the whole thing and make a profit.

Personally, though, Sauza really did feel like dozing off at the moment. Like he wasn't thinking about it the entire time, sure. He hadn't had a decent night's sleep in a month or so. So why not pass out while hr still had the chance? Oh, yeah. Right. Cooler would kill him if he dozed off right before a mission. Got off with a warning last time, luckily. Though, as his eye lids began to sag, he began to wonder if a few minutes wouldn't hurt…….

Bang bang bang!

The noise against the metal door made him jump, sucking in his breath deeply. His eyes widened as the noise happened again, and he began to wonder how much time had past. And if he had really passed out or not. Did Cooler already know about it, or had they just landed? Both, perhaps?